Ezra Pierce: Father
Nora Pierce: Mother
Holden Pierce (Boy #1): Young Adult
Tatum Pierce (Girl #1): Young Adult
Teagan Pierce (Girl #2): Young Adult
Parker Pierce (Boy #2): Young Adult
Sawyer Pierce (Boy #3): Young Adult
Brecken Pierce (Boy #4): Young Adult
Oliver Pierce (Boy #5): Young Adult
Owen Pierce (Boy #6): Young Adult
Logan Pierce (Boy #7): Young Adult
Paisley Pierce (Girl #3): Young Adult
Ryder Pierce (Boy #8): Young Adult
Octavia Pierce (Girl #4): Young Adult
Paxton Pierce (Boy #9): Young Adult
Naomi Pierce (Girl#5): Young Adult
Emmet Pierce (Boy #10): Young Adult
Theo Pierce (Boy #11): Young Adult
Ivy Pierce (Girl #6): Young Adult
Noah Pierce (Boy #12): Teen
Delia Pierce (Girl #7): Teen
Mason Pierce (Boy #13 – Extra 1): Child
Elia Pierce (Girl #8): Child
Xyla Pierce (Girl #9): Child
Kaden Pierce (Boy #14 – Extra 2): Infant
Well hello again there! We begin this chapter with Elia struggling on the water slide!
Nora and Ezra are taking a quick nap while not-girl #2 is napping
What a drama queen. You better get over that before your birthday tomorrow.
Don’t look at me like that Ezra. She’s your daughter, you discipline her.
Here we see Ezra worshiping at the throne of Butternut Squash Soup.
It’s Noah’s birthday!
Bye Noah! Thank you for those 3 positive character traits!
Elia, no! Do not associate with not-girl #2!
Enjoy the nap guys! Because it’s the last you’ll ever get! They finally had enough points to buy the “Never Weary” traits! Yup, both of them!
What will we do with all this extra time?
Not-girl #1 is showing off for you guys
When he should be sleeping…
He’d be much cuter he was a she…
Our cowplant sprouted! So both Nora and Ezra have completed another aspiration!
Imma let it die tho. It’s too dangerous lol
Ezra influenced Xyla to take a shower and it sent him into full parent mode. So that’s another aspiration complete for him!
Delia is such a good big sister!
Thank you Aicha (whoever you are) for painting this for us. *sold*
And just like that, the cowplant is dead
Nora completes the Nerd Brain aspiration!
Nora’s age bar hit 0 so it was time for an age potion!
After disciplining Elia for making a mess, Nora goes into full parent mode and completes another aspiration!
At least the bed still gets some use!
Ezra was attacked by the bees inside the house…
Guys… Ezra’s put on some weight… Maybe he should work on the body builder aspiration… lol
Not-girl #1 never gets any screen time. So here he is. Still here.
I’ve been focusing on Nora and Ezra’s many aspirations so much that Delia’s had to do almost all of not-girl #2’s parenting stuffs lol
Actual story line: Delia starts fire -> Delia shouts some forbidden words -> Delia extinguishes fire before parents can find out.
These all happened within seconds of each other lol
I saw this and said “Who the fuck is Mason?”
I forgot that not-girl #1’s actual name is Mason… lol that’s what I get for just calling him not-girl hahahahaha
I hate how long it takes to write a damn song…
It’s at this point where I decided that I was done with the garden. So many dead plants and alllllllllllll the sprinklers are broken
And let me tell you, the yard looks BARE without it lol
bahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Not-Girl #2 was taken away by social services!
Poll: Should I add him back into the household? He’s not a countable kid, so he don’t matter and I don’t have to replace him.
lol this craked me up!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa and then I forgot Not-girl #1’s birthday!
This chapter sucks
Now everyone is super sad because of Not-girl #2 being taken away.
Especially Not-girl #1 because I also forgot his birthday lol
Hey, maybe we’ll get twins now that Kaden is out of the house lol
Well, we got twins… A not-girl and a girl.
So meet not-girl #3, Connor and Girl #10, Phoebe
Guys. This chapter was a freaking roller coaster…